Life in Florida with a bargain shopper is like living in la-la land

A couple of weeks ago, I used the term “booby hatch” to describe a place where I was headed given my wife’s compulsive desire to lose car keys and complain about meals I prepared. I assumed you readers would remember her exploits on the pickle ball courts, the bike paths she made at Walmart, and her collection of junked furniture […]


Beware of the three-legged table and a pinecone chair

The house we purchased in Florida came totally furnished. I’ve never been crazy about our dining room set as it has these chairs with rollers. I was always worried that if I fell into the chair with my weight and energy, it would send me sailing through the dining room window. I just am not a fan of chairs on […]


Remember, perfume stinks. Wear a little or none at all, please!

  Greetings and Sallytations! Last night I went to another monthly potluck gathering. One of my friends tipped me off that she brought homemade key lime pie. Believe me, I’ve never in my life left the food line so fast to make a 50-yard dash to… Please register for a free account or log in below to access this content. […]


Why Cream of Wheat is not for breakfast anymore and hanging up keys is a must

The words for today are lies, cheats and distortions. I knew a guy who used to use all these words to describe his tax returns and expense accounts. I bring them up because that was my reaction when I read Sally’s column last week. Since I was on the… Please register for a free account or log in below to […]

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