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Tucker gets befuddled when things aren't what they seem

Last October, staff writer Kirsten Reichel told me her son Karl dressed up as a pirate many Halloweens in a row. Today, the Reichels joke that Karl was actually saying "I want to be a pilot," which he is.

This reminded me of a trip to the Thunderb...

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